toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(via counting-pies)

m1rai:

BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES

(via thejokeismylifehaha)

gnumblr:

reblog if you’re the gay cousin

(via thejokeismylifehaha)

http://cissassin.tumblr.com/post/82614491263/glitchbunny-please-dont-mock-people-who-do-not

cissassin:

glitchbunny:

Please don’t mock people who do not understand sarcasm even if you feel it is extremely obvious it is sarcasm. Not everyone has the same set of social abilities as you and it’s ableist to assume anything other then that.

I have problems understanding what is and isn’t sarcasm a…

(via isaacfloof)

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(Source: howunpleasant-moved, via thejokeismylifehaha)


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